[AP MIAMI-FL–] Following a major production oversight in which large quantities of unburned compact discs were packaged and distributed, van*gloria’s corporate sponsor Hubby Warehouse is issuing a mandatory recall on all copies of the self-titled van*gloria EP within the range of any one of the following serial numbers:

HDKG71000 - HDKG84000
GJFD43000 - GJFD43010
GJFD79200 - GJFD99000

Hubby Warehouse apologizes for any inconvenience.

Also, Hubby Warehouse would like to announce the new Limited Becky Edition of the van*gloria self-titled EP. It features the van*gloria pink elephant stencil and trademark V* drawn by England’s very own Becky England. This is a very limited editon deal with only two produced. These rare and collectible items will be available at van*gloria’s up and coming show Saturday Sept 2nd for POPLIFE @ the District. Copies will be personally signed and numbered by miss Becky England as well.

Although the band members may be scattered across continents and hemispheres, they are still as business savvy as ever. Paul “The Hustler” Bender has been working his angle, holding important round-table discussions in London and Cairo and Nick “The Schmoozer” Kruge has been treating high-class socialites to all sorts of extravagant Australian Outback adventures. Luke “Smooth-Ass” Moellman has been attracting the attention of the media with his abnormally smooth posterior and Matt “The Jangler” Gajewski has been holding down the fort in Miami to keep us from getting evicted, ready for another attack by the police, the neighbors, or the neighboring police. After a few weeks of “workin’ the rounds” on those “corporate minks” everyone at van*gloria is pleased to announce that, following the success of their first, self-titled EP release, Hubby Warehouse has agreed to sponsor several more productions.

The first will be a full-length album release, professionally mastered and packaged. Although it is still up in the air, it is expected to land some time around the beginning of 2007 and will be engineered and produced by van*gloria.

Barring any unforeseen difficulties with our gracious sponsor, Hubby Warehouse, we have also been authorized to shoot several films and music videos, which will have scattered release dates between September 2006 - June 2007. They will be published to vangloria.net and links will be available from the media page, so be sure to check back often.

For now, this is all. As long as everyone makes it back to Miami okay, van*gloria will be recommencing its services sometime in Mid-September with shows, media, and great times.

Thank you.

van*gloria is proud to announce a business partnership with Hubby Warehouse, a discount online boutique with a sizeable stock of mail-order husbands. Look for a series of Hubby Warehouse-sponsored short films on our website’s Media Page in the coming weeks. Three cheers for the marriage of art and commerce!

And don’t forget - we play TONIGHT at Cocowalk @ 10 PM, the U of Miami Rathskeller @ 10 PM on Fri. March 3, and the Titanic Brewery on April 1st.

Miami, FL - Atomisk World Headquarters has been subpoenaed to turn over eight new tracks by local band van*gloria as federal authories step up a probe of the record label’s rumored “indie disco rock” activities. Thanks to the Freedom of Information Act, the eight songs will be available to the public in an “album”, which can be procured by contacting luke at vangloria dot net or visiting vangloria.net/media.

The album allegedly contains hand claps, opera singing, and brief passages in 11/4 time. Atomisk officials were unavailable for comment.

Also, don’t forget to check out our page on MySpace.com, where you can listen to some of our songs and see when and where we’ll be playing next.