Pure Imagination Show Archive

A Letter to the Shareholders:

Pure Imagination is a radio drama broadcast on 90.5 WVUM in Miami, FL. Currently on summer break, its fourth season begins October 2008.

A schedule of broadcasts and live events can be found at our MySpace page.

Also, the new story "The Pride" can be read in its entirety at isgreaterthan.net.

Itunes users may subscribe to the Pure Imagination podcast here (make sure Itunes is already running). Non-Itunes users can find the podcast here.

All inquiries and ramblings should be sent to pureimagine@gmail.com

    Show Archive:

  • The Unseen Seagal [30.1 mb]
    • Synopses of lesser known Steven Seagal films and the Greatest Love Story Ever Told.
  • Curriculum Vitae [33.0 mb]
    • Gotta go to work, gotta go to work, gotta have a job.
  • Post-Christmas Special [28.5 mb]
    • Five elves from different socioeconomic backgrounds discuss life in the North Pole.
  • Goodbye Maxine [36.0 mb]
    • A server at Neil Armstrong's Giant Leap for Mankind Pancake House laments love lost in a dying town known for its memory-eating tar pits.
  • True to Life [30.3 mb]
    • "What's the Most Humiliating Thing You Would Do on Television for Fifty Dollars?" and other pressing questions posed and pondered by reality TV execs and contestants.
  • What's With the Cape? [37.1 mb]
    • Lobster Boy, Slime Girl, Awesome Jr., the Amazing Fireball, and the lover of the Blue Flash discuss the harsh realities of lives spent battling evil in spandex.
  • People Ain't No Good [34.7 mb]
    • An unpopular girl attempts to win Show and Tell, an obese supermarket bagger wallows in the shadow of his famous brother, and a seven year old is abandoned by his Mother in the Repository for Unwanted Infants.
  • The Mannequin [31.7 mb]
    • A Driver's Ed instructor from the Bone 'n Gristle District takes affluent kids driving through Jesustown, human mannequins endure innumerable indignities at a failing department store, and a cloud watching enthusiast battles depression.
  • Guy Meets Girl [32.3 mb]
    • The World's Greatest Lover holds court at a dive bar, a lady-in-waiting dissuades a knight from slaying dragons for her, and other awkward interactions between the sexes.
  • The Great Spumoni (re-edited version) [30.4 mb]
    • The son, lover, and protege of a recently deceased magician remember his rise and fall.
  • The Museum of Impossible Loves [35.0 mb]
    • A museum curator guides visitors through exhibits detailing his failed romantic relationships, a woman falls in and out of love with a menu writer, and a high school student becomes enamored with a local musician who only knows one song.
  • Act Now and You Shall Never Know Sadness or Fear [34.3 mb]
    • Advertisers make questionable product claims for Auxiliary Morale Boosting Reengagement Rings and Six Speed Oscillating Toothbrushes, among others, and trouble ensues when a vending machine only dispenses root beer to the pure of heart.
  • Advanced Techniques for Beginners [32.1 mb]
    • How to dress for success, how to play better golf, and the loneliness of the octagonal pizza deliveryman.
  • Factory Love [30.5 mb]
    • The Playboy of Assembly Line Three, the Numbers Department, and more stories of love in the time of Avian Flu.
  • The Caretaker [40.1 mb]
    • An embattled cemetery caretaker struggles to appease the living and the dead.
  • City and the Crime Complex [28.8 mb]
    • A recently released convict attends his high school reunion, a businessman lectures drug dealers on salesmanship techniques, and more tales of the city's seedy underbelly.
  • Blue Genes [27.0 mb]
    • The clones of a star athlete, Abraham Lincoln, and a young boy crushed by a model of a blue whale relate the difficulties of being genetic copies.
  • Two Hundred Years of Debra [32.0 mb]
    • Several generations of Debras meet untimely and violent deaths.
  • Divorce and the Robot [32.9 mb]
    • The young child of divorced parents copes as his mom moves in with her doubles tennis partner and his dad purchases a marital robot.
  • Trick or Treat [40.8 mb]
    • A neighborhood eccentric creates elaborate jack-o-lanterns, a timid office worker dresses as Zorro for a company Halloween party, and a man inspects trick-or-treat candy for health violations.
  • The Little Lady [37.2 mb]
    • An aging TV weatherman struggles to appeal to the youth demographic, a married man secretly lusts after the eleven inch tall wife of a casual acquaintance, and the lawns of a small Midwestern town are plagued with mysterious holes.
  • Out of Time [25.6 mb]
    • A police officer lives his fantasy of being a cowboy, a millionaire abandons his mansion for the life of a hunter-gatherer, and a Mississippi high school girl dreams of marrying the Prince of Denmark.
  • Fortune Falls [33.8 mb]
    • Two stories set in small Wisconsin towns: a former Olympic pairs figure skater works as a carhop on rollerskates at a retro 50's diner, and a young man works for a maze company.
  • The Janitor [28.2 mb]
    • A recent high school graduate hired by the same school he once attended finds solace from his daily grind in the nurse's office and an out of the way service elevator.
  • Do The Evolution [28.7 mb]
    • Three first year teachers in Topeka, Kansas are ordered by law to teach intelligent design in conjunction with evolutionary theory.
  • Nothing Touches Me [32.3 mb]
    • An insurance adjuster allergic to the human touch loathes his coworkers and trains to break the world record for holding one's breath underwater.
  • Birth of an Assassination [31.5 mb]
    • A boy learns the exact time and date of his death at a carnival and decides to become a hired assassin.
  • The Highway [32.8 mb]
    • A recently married couple adopts a highway, an awkward introvert works as a professional dater, and a young man receives a Russian mail order bride as a birthday present.
  • American Backbone [25.0 mb]
    • A lifeguard is hired as a pool cleaner by an eccentric, licentious older woman.
  • Fashion is Exhausting [28.9 mb]
    • Three Midwesterners stumble through the Miami fashion scene and the Wisconsin Miss Teen Dairy Pageant.
  • Submarine High School [25.4 mb]
    • A year in the life of three students attending the U.S.S. Dubuque High School, embedded in a functioning nuclear attack submarine.
  • My Dear Persephone [32.9 mb]
    • An astronaut leaves his beloved space station to fight real estate development in outer space.
  • The Ugly Kennedy [26.9 mb]
    • The son of a woman obsessed with the Kennedy family leaves home to join a traveling carnival.
  • Pure Imagination Theme Song [2 mb]
    • Composed by Nick Kruge (check out his album "Lullabies for Strangers" - it is very good)